Sunday, September 23, 2007

The Blow Job...

Ajay had managed to pick up this vixen called Sunita at the club that night. One moment, they were swaying in sync to hip-hop and the next moment, their hands were exploring each other. In due course, hungry passionate kisses not withstanding, they made their way into his apartment. She turned on some soft music and proceeded to give him a strip tease worthy of his manhood. As she crept towards the couch on all fours in her lingerie, she gingerly used her teeth to work on his zipper and free his equipment. Ajay congratulated himself on his catch of the night. Sunita knew her way around a man's hardness and langorously worshipped his. As she swooped her mouth down and englufed him again, she knew the moment had come. She bared her fangs and dug them deep into his organ with all her might and rage to cut it off. Flabbergasted, Ajay tried in vain to pull her way by grabbing her hair. Sunita persisted and won. Anita would now rest in peace...

Man is a social animal...

In the spirit of networking and connecting, here goes...

One of the first things I do when I wake up each morning is to - you guessed it right - check my email! It's always pleasant to see unread messages in my numerous email accounts (Note to self - Consolidate!) In the middle of the day, the ding sound from Gtalk / Skype has a certain melody to it that's quite unmatched. Seeing someone's name (especially that certain someone) in bold in my inbox has always made my day a little bit brighter.(Of course, only if the name in bold isn't 'Viagara Pro' or 'College Degree Online' :)). I always experience a small joy in hearing my phone ring or seeing a list of missed calls.

How about you?

I like people and I love reaching out to people and hearing from people. It's just a reflection of the title of this piece. We all like to connect with the world at large and feel like we are integral part of it. Email, phone, etc all serve to reinforce and validate the connections we have with our bretheren.
I'd love to write more, but my phone's ringing... :)

Keep being trigger happy!!!